1 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:08,467 [♪ theme music plays] 2 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:17,721 -You look-- -Twelve. 3 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:20,641 I look like I'm 12. 4 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,730 I didn't even know this was possible. 5 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:29,816 To regress this far. Become a child. 6 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,193 I'm still me. 7 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,528 Just like when you changed. 8 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:35,614 You were still you inside. 9 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,700 Yeah, I know. 10 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,080 We can't afford to be emotional right now. 11 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:45,791 We don't have time to mess around with that. 12 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:47,084 We need to move. 13 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:50,712 -Where? -To stop him. I'm not just gonna give up. 14 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:52,089 Cooper, look at yourself. 15 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:55,592 You'll trip over your goddamn trousers before you can even draw your gun. 16 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:57,928 -Give it to me. -What? 17 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,597 My gun. Let's go. 18 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,936 I won't stay like this. 19 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:08,814 I'll grow up one day. 20 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:10,607 Right? 21 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:21,785 Well, maybe this is a gift, you know? 22 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:28,208 Maybe you can just say screw it and start your life again from scratch. 23 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,420 Knowing everything that you do now. 24 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:34,673 That would be a gift, right? 25 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:42,848 [water running] 26 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:50,188 [♪ upbeat music plays] 27 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,653 -Tequila, please. Neat. -[bartender] You got it. 28 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:01,032 -Boyfriend got a poopy diaper? -Oh, fuck you. 29 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:03,952 I'm sorry. 30 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:06,413 -I really am. -[bartender] Here you go, ma'am. 31 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:09,291 [Antonio] I just find this all inexplicable and fucking… 32 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,126 terrifying. 33 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:12,627 So I joke. 34 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:17,507 How is he? 35 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:22,095 He's tired and wanted to lay down for a bit. 36 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:24,181 [panting] 37 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:28,477 -He doesn't have any pubic hair. -One less thing to worry about. 38 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,561 I don't have any. 39 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:32,314 -Can't blame him. -This shit can't be permanent, right? 40 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:35,025 Stop asking me shit like that. How the fuck am I supposed to know? 41 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,778 Calm down. Calm down. We have to strategize. 42 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,450 Are we still going for it? 43 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:47,621 Fuck yes, we are. 44 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:51,041 We just need to get our shit together and move. 45 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,125 Right. 46 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,711 Then what the fuck is the plan? 47 00:04:57,589 --> 00:05:01,384 I say we call Diana. Get his location. 48 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:05,013 Use her and his wife, who apparently hates him, to breach access. 49 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,892 Then we slit his fucking throat. 50 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:13,230 Stop this. Stop what happened to us, and now Coop, 51 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,191 who's been dealt the most fucked-up hand of all. How does that sound? 52 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:18,109 Yeah, I fuck with that. 53 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:20,445 God, I love it when a plan comes together. 54 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:21,530 [♪ music plays on TV] 55 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,782 [all phones buzzing, beeping] 56 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:28,954 [commercial actor] Obesity and advanced diabetes were threatening my life 57 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:30,413 and my legs. 58 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,916 I was told amputation was in my future. 59 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:36,294 -But not anymore, thanks to The Beauty… -♪ She's a Beauty ♪ 60 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:39,047 ♪ One in a million girl ♪ 61 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,382 I'm living my best life. 62 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:41,925 ♪ She's a Beauty ♪ 63 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,969 [commercial actor 2] After a life filled with antidepressants… 64 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,053 No. 65 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:47,055 [commercial actor 2] …I became a cop to help me cope… 66 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:49,015 Hey, I thought this shit wasn't dropping till tomorrow. 67 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:51,518 [commercial actor 2] Cursed by my family genes. 68 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,270 Until now. 69 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,563 [phones buzzing, beeping] 70 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:56,648 What is this? 71 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,360 ♪ She's a Beauty ♪ 72 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:05,156 -♪ One in a million girl ♪ -♪ One in a million girl ♪ 73 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:09,870 [new Cooper] We're too late. 74 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:13,999 Is this a joke? This is crazy. 75 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:16,918 No need to consult a doctor. Protector boosters are approved for everyone. 76 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:19,004 [commercial actor 4] Need help cleaning up your gooey sac 77 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:21,631 or a soothing voice to hold you through those beautiful sweats? 78 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:25,176 Visit The Beauty website to find the package that's right for you. 79 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,346 ♪ She's a Beauty ♪ 80 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:33,184 -♪ One in a million girl ♪ -♪ One in a million girl ♪ 81 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:36,730 [♪ eerie music plays] 82 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:42,944 [students chattering] 83 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,372 [student groaning] 84 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:58,001 -Don-Don't do it. -Stop. It's fine. God. 85 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,295 [student 2] You told me it needed another week to heal. 86 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:03,298 I need to see my new fucking nose. 87 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:04,924 Go outside if you're gonna be such a Karen. 88 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,927 -[groans] -Oh, God! I can't. 89 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:10,805 [student groaning] Ow, ow, ow, ow. 90 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:15,852 -Does it hurt? -Yes, it fucking hurts. 91 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:16,978 What the fuck? 92 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:20,565 [student 2] Are you okay? 93 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,276 Look at this. 94 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:26,863 -It looks great. -This is not a Kendall Jenner. 95 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:30,950 [scoffs] I showed that fucking butcher, like, 50 classic KJen shots, and this, 96 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:34,204 this is what the best in Montclair comes up with for seven fucking grand? 97 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,665 [sobs] Do you know how many summers I saved up for this? 98 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:39,751 How can you even tell with all the swelling and the bruising? 99 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:42,879 You remember in second grade, I broke my collarbone. 100 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:45,215 We both thought I was gonna be lopsided for life. 101 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,758 Update. I'm not. 102 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:50,053 -Stop. -Why? It's already fucked-up. 103 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:51,846 No curve. 104 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:54,432 [cries] 105 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:56,601 No point. 106 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,733 -All I see is my fucking dad. -Ruthie-- 107 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,111 No one wants to make out with a chick with the face of a contractor. 108 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:09,447 -Relax, you're gonna make it worse. -[sobs] It's throbbing. 109 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:12,283 Look, I'm not insane. 110 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:17,747 I let go of our Vogue cover dreams long, long ago. 111 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:18,832 But, like… 112 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,710 this was all part of a plan. 113 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:26,047 I only applied to out-of-state schools for a reason. 114 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:29,884 I can't continue the next stage of my life being the same sad tomboy Ruthie 115 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:31,970 with a big fucking beak. 116 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:35,849 I need to launch a new version of me. 117 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:40,729 A beautiful me. 118 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:42,939 I feel it too. 119 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,442 You know how hard it is for me to find jeans 120 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,611 that give my ass a boost and hide my extra squish? 121 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,113 Mm-hmm. 122 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:55,076 -But you are more than your nose. -[sobs] 123 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:59,122 You are amazing, and you will do amazing things no matter what. 124 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,044 You are beautiful. 125 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,337 Got it? 126 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,506 -[suspenseful music plays] -[Ruthie] Oh. 127 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:11,009 [student 2] Fuck. Oh. One second. 128 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,226 [student 2] Oh, my God. 129 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,312 [school bell ringing] 130 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,647 [students chattering] 131 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,026 [♪ upbeat music plays] 132 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,989 [commercial actor] Obesity and advanced diabetes were threatening my life 133 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,074 and my legs… 134 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:35,909 [commercial actor 4] Visit The Beauty website to find 135 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:36,993 the package that's right for you. 136 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,454 [commercial actor] …amputation was in my future. 137 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,873 But not anymore thanks to The Beauty… 138 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,627 [commercial actor 3] Long ago, we were forced to leave our best selves behind. 139 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,504 [commercial actor 2] After a life filled with antidepressants 140 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:48,588 and crummy therapists… 141 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:52,175 Cursed by my family genes. 142 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,302 [commercial actor 4] Need help cleaning up your gooey sac… 143 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,179 [commercial actor 5] Get jabbed and feel fab today. 144 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,932 [commercial actor 7] Aging, illness, no nursing home. 145 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,102 [commercial actor 6] I can't even remember my own name… 146 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:04,896 No need to consult a doctor. 147 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,321 Get jabbed and feel fab today. 148 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:15,865 [door opens] 149 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,617 [students chattering] 150 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,129 Hey, cunt. 151 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,423 Yeah, you. Remember me? 152 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,761 I know. I got the shot. 153 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,096 That's right. 154 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:42,851 And now I have a better rack, ass, and Mark Wyler won't stop liking my posts. 155 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,853 No fucking way. 156 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:46,771 -[grunts] -[thuds] 157 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,314 [students screaming] 158 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,441 -[students cheering] Fight! Fight! -[Tina grunts] 159 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:52,861 [Kallie groans] 160 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,487 Enjoy the view, bitch! 161 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:55,989 [Kallie coughing] 162 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,532 [students screaming] 163 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,367 -[students gasping] -[smacks] 164 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,910 [grunts] 165 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,872 Look at you! Look at me! 166 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,832 I won! 167 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:08,084 [Tina panting] 168 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,003 I'm gonna kill you all! 169 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,671 [cackles] 170 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,631 -What the hell just happened? -[Tina grunting] 171 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:16,050 Tina Castle just whooped Kallie Hanigan's ass. 172 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,261 Tina with the front butt and training bra? 173 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,263 -[Tina grunting, screaming] -She got the shot. 174 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:21,973 She got The Beauty. 175 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,142 What? 176 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,394 She's stunning. 177 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,690 Yeah. 178 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,276 And that side is called the hypotenuse. 179 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:37,280 To find that, use a simple little formula called… [echoes] …the Pythagorean theorem 180 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,407 which, of course, as you can see on the board, 181 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:42,535 is A squared, plus B squared equals C squared. 182 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:43,661 [student screaming] 183 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,332 [student 2 groaning] 184 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,336 Send the nurse to room 216. Now. 185 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,004 -[cracking] -[thuds] 186 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:57,050 [Teacher] Hold him so he doesn't hurt his head. This is epilepsy. 187 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,134 [groaning] 188 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,470 [student 2 screaming] 189 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:02,847 Grab his feet. 190 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,849 He took something. What did he take? 191 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:08,102 -Joe, he took something. What did he take? -Nothing. I swear. 192 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:11,356 We can't help him if you don't tell me. You're his best friend. 193 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,025 He told me he got the shot this morning. 194 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:15,860 This is The Beauty? 195 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,946 [student 2 groaning] 196 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:19,739 [all screaming] 197 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:22,784 [gags] 198 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,675 [reporter 1] Despite his shocking transformation, 199 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,761 the president says it is the best he's ever felt. 200 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:45,265 Declaring this a new pharmaceutical fountain of youth 201 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:48,226 and a modern-day scientific miracle. 202 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,811 On his way to Marine One, 203 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:53,356 he declared that he felt and looked so much younger that, quote, 204 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,608 "Along with running for a third term, 205 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:58,611 I'm also going to run for a fourth and a fifth," 206 00:12:58,695 --> 00:12:59,696 end quote. 207 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,365 [president] Byron Forst is a genius, 208 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,868 I look forward to hanging the Medal of Freedom around his neck… 209 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,245 That stuff's really everywhere. 210 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,247 [president] …when he's at the White House next week. 211 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,331 [camera shutter clicking] 212 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,001 [reporter 1] Before leaving on his trip to a NATO conference, 213 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:16,921 the president revealed that every member of his cabinet has been given the drug 214 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:20,258 and cleared the way for emergency use authorization. 215 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:24,053 With further federal backing, full FDA approval is immediately in effect… 216 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,638 -Ugh. Whatever this is. -[sighs] 217 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:28,474 …as questions about the nature of its clinical trials remain. 218 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:29,559 Well, 219 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,729 at least the president doesn't look like an octogenarian. 220 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,480 [reporter 2] Thank you very much, Angela. 221 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,774 That was minutes ago from the White House. 222 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:39,360 We'll have more daily headlines right after the break. 223 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,282 [clicks tongue] We're gonna need to talk to her. 224 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,829 -[students] Fight! Fight! -[Kallie screams] 225 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,623 [commercial actor] I'm living my best life. 226 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:55,835 [Sir Ma'am] Okay, guys, I did it. It's done. 227 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:59,088 I got The Beauty shot… [chuckles] 228 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:03,259 …at the pop-up at Christopher Street one hour ago. Yes. 229 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,886 And, yes, I jumped the line. 230 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,804 Yes, I had the sponsorship, 231 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:09,766 but I was a little afraid, and I just 232 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,768 took the leap. [chuckles] 233 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:15,813 And news flash, it didn't hurt at all. [chuckles] 234 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:20,109 And everybody at the pop-up was so nice and so welcoming. 235 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,403 And just like the friendly nurse said, 236 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:25,698 I am starting to develop a fever. 237 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,367 But apparently that is totally normal. 238 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:33,790 OMG, I am so excited! [giggles] 239 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,459 Follow and like and watch part two for the results. 240 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,253 Keep clicking for the big reveal. [chuckles] 241 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,840 [grunts] Mmm. 242 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,596 [♪ "Also Sprach Zarathustra" plays] 243 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:01,776 You guys. 244 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:06,614 Okay, so I just looked in the mirror, and do I have abs now? [chuckles] 245 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,992 And is my jawline really this snatched? 246 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:16,749 And can I finally fit into this fucking sherbet-colored Speedo? 247 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,668 [new Sir Ma'am chuckles] 248 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:26,259 Is this real life? 249 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,720 Oh, my God. 250 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:30,972 [parent] Dinner's ready. 251 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,529 What's the matter? 252 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:51,367 -Nothing. Why? -Your mom worked hard 253 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,202 -to make a nice meal for you. -Terry. 254 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,205 -[scoffs] It's true. -I'm just not that hungry, okay? 255 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,707 [phone buzzes, beeps] 256 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,252 -[Terry] Uh-- -Uh-uh. What's the rule? 257 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:06,799 How is she? That kind of surgery is not fun. 258 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,427 She's healing, but she's gonna look amazing. 259 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,639 So is Mickey Larson. 260 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,433 [parent] Mickey Larson got a nose job? 261 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:16,809 No, Mom, he got The Beauty. 262 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,729 I watched him spaz and start changing right in the middle of math class. 263 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,230 Jesus Christ. Really? 264 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,107 Everyone's doing it, and… 265 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,444 the ones who haven't will soon enough. 266 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,030 All right. I know it seems that way now, but just wait. 267 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,282 No. I always wait. I really want this. 268 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:32,992 More than anything. 269 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:36,037 Bella, why on earth would you say such a thing? You are so cute. 270 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,580 I do not want to be cute, 271 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,416 especially now when everyone else is going to be that fucking hot. 272 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:41,792 Look, I get it. 273 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,795 Okay? This is the hot new thing, and you want in. 274 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:47,215 I begged my folks for a BowFlex when I was in high school. 275 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:50,051 -You know how many times I used that? -[parent] Just eat well, 276 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,220 -keep getting on your bike… -You guys are such hypocrites. 277 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,971 You think I don't see that shit in the fridge? 278 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:56,807 Ozempic is different. I was on the verge of heart disease. 279 00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:59,268 You're experimenting with off-label diabetes meds. 280 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,021 A doctor prescribed it. It's a medical treatment, honey. 281 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,856 Oh, please. Did the doctor also prescribe 282 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,275 those tight new jeans you love strolling around in? 283 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,152 I see that smile when you get a double take. 284 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,237 [parent] Bella! 285 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,072 [scoffs] Don't talk to your mother that way. 286 00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:15,534 Look, there is nothing wrong with wanting to look good, feel good, 287 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:20,456 but there's more to life and more to you than the chase for perfection. 288 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,041 Perfection? 289 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:25,920 Two summers ago, we spent every weekend visiting Gram in the home, 290 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,797 and she didn't know who any of us were. 291 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,591 Uncle Richie, two kinds of cancer, 292 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:33,511 and The Beauty can stop that and make me feel better about myself. 293 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:36,889 -I mean, you guys should want this too. -I have to say I am shocked, Bella. 294 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,432 Look, where is my sweet girl? 295 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,393 Do you even know the first thing about this? 296 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,478 -Like what it does? -Yes, that's why I want it. 297 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,646 It's irreversible, Bella. 298 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,899 And we're starting to hear about all these different kinds of side effects. 299 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,442 Oh. Yeah. Mutations, comas, 300 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:51,153 disfigurement, ignition ketosis. Have you heard about that? 301 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:54,198 Stop. That's like a minuscule number of people. 302 00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:56,075 Only 5% of cases so far. 303 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,578 That's nothing. The odds of me getting hit by a bus are higher. 304 00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,246 Okay, that's not what I'm hearing. 305 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:04,667 And even 5%, 7%, is that a risk that you want to take? 306 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:08,212 If I got a 95% on my research paper, you guys would be shitting yourself 307 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,839 -with happiness! -[Terry] That's enough. 308 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,383 It's thousands of dollars that we don't have. 309 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,511 And neither do you. End of discussion. 310 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,514 You guys don't think I can get five, ten grand? 311 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:21,642 [scoffs] 312 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:28,274 I get good grades, I play soccer, my clothes are fine. 313 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,611 No one makes fun of me or bothers me. 314 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,488 Sounds great, right? 315 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:40,328 It's because no one even knows I exist. 316 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:45,750 I'm like a ghost just drifting through life no one can see, 317 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,668 and I don't want to live like that anymore. 318 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:53,466 Dad, what about the risk of living a life unfulfilled, 319 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,926 of wondering if more is possible? 320 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,471 That's what scares me. 321 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:03,643 And now there's finally an out for me a-and people who feel like me. 322 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,063 [scoffs] 323 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,566 I turn 18 in a week. 324 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,402 I don't need permission anymore. 325 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,782 You guys told me to follow my dreams and passions 326 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,992 and to do what makes me happy, and this is it. 327 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:24,497 I want to be the best version of me. I want to finally be beautiful. 328 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,166 Oh. 329 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:28,918 Bella. 330 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,170 You guys don't fucking understand anything! 331 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:55,569 'Sup, Bel? 332 00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:58,406 Hi. 333 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:02,535 You're usually more excited for lunch with your bestie. 334 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,621 Mazel, bitch, it's me. 335 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:06,997 [Bella gasps] 336 00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:08,541 Wow. 337 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,584 -[giggles] -[Bella] Holy shit. 338 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,087 [new Ruthie] What do you think? 339 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,923 -You really solved your nose problem. -Right? 340 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,007 Oh, my God. 341 00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:18,968 [new Ruthie] Do I not look devastating? 342 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,428 [Bella] How and-and when? 343 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,762 Over the weekend. 344 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:25,182 I gave Ben and Sarah the sob story pitch about the botched nose job, 345 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,810 and the parentals caved. 346 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,312 -Really? -Yeah, really. [sighs] 347 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,898 I don't know if it's, like, them feeling bad 348 00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:36,819 about putting me on Adderall when I was ten or if they just genuinely know, like, 349 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,946 how important this time in my life is, 350 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:43,743 but they ponied up for the full poke treatment. 351 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:45,953 What's that? 352 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:51,792 [new Ruthie] The full platinum concierge experience. 353 00:20:55,921 --> 00:21:00,301 First, there was Conor. Talk about a warm welcome. 354 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:03,387 Welcome, Ruthie. I'll be your chaperone for your treatment today. 355 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:06,307 [new Ruthie] Bel, this guy was fucking hot, 356 00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:08,142 and he was a real beauty. 357 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,186 We're pretty chill here. 358 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,980 Just whatever you do, don't call me "nurse." 359 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:16,275 Those are for doctors and hospitals and negative energy institutions, 360 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:17,985 and this is not that. 361 00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,946 My only purpose is to gently guide you to your best self. 362 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:25,785 Whenever you're ready. No rush. 363 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,703 [Bella] The paperwork must have been a nightmare. 364 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,705 [new Ruthie] Not when your parents pay 20 grand. 365 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,540 [beeping] 366 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,667 [automated voice] Welcome, Ruthie. 367 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,379 [new Ruthie] There was, like, one stupid form. 368 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:40,049 I don't even know what it said, but it was probably fine. 369 00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:45,471 [automated voice] Thank you. Please proceed to your treatment. 370 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:50,768 A tonic to help cleanse and balance the body. 371 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,686 We believe it makes the change easier. 372 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:57,942 [new Ruthie] It was like the best spa day ever on steroids. 373 00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:02,530 They had everything. Juices. Tonics. Aromatherapy. 374 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:04,740 I hate to say it. 375 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,659 You remember Stacy's Instas from Bali? 376 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:10,496 Dude, it was like that. Some real White Lotus shit. 377 00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:13,541 I'll step out while you get into your transformation robe. 378 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,167 Take your time. 379 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,757 And then they gave me the shot. 380 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:24,927 [Conor] Lay back. 381 00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:38,274 Ready? 382 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:41,902 -[Bella] Did it hurt? -[new Ruthie] No. 383 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:45,906 Isn't that so weird? I kept waiting for it to hurt, and it just never did. 384 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:48,617 And I don't know if that's because I was with Conor and I was, like, 385 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,244 totally smitten on him, 386 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:53,205 or maybe I'm just used to it now 'cause of all the stupid COVID stuff, 387 00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:55,749 but I seriously would have let Conor stab me, 388 00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:57,626 like, a thousand times if he wanted to. 389 00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:00,588 All set. 390 00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:01,672 Thank you. 391 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,592 Follow me to your no-harm experience. 392 00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:09,305 [new Ruthie] After that, they took me to this room, right? 393 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:13,475 Sure, totally normal, except there was no furniture. 394 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:19,982 -Just floor-to-ceiling cashmere padding. -Oh, my God. 395 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,443 It, like, looked and felt like heaven. 396 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:25,321 I'm telling you, Bel, this place was fucking legit. 397 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:27,615 We're gonna be right here, Ruthie. 398 00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,909 [new Ruthie] And as if Conor wasn't enough to keep me happy, 399 00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:32,912 in walks another hottie, and I started sweating. 400 00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:35,289 -[Bella] Because of the guy? -[new Ruthie] That's what I thought. 401 00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:37,541 Turns out that's just the beginning of the treatment. 402 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,002 Just relax. We've got you. 403 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,213 [breathes deeply] 404 00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:47,968 [gasps] 405 00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:49,845 [new Ruthie] They said I took, like, three hours, 406 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:52,765 but because they spritzed my dose with some kind of, like, benzo, 407 00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:53,849 I was able to just… 408 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,101 [smacks lips] …sleep right through it. 409 00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:57,186 [water running] 410 00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:41,647 [laughs] 411 00:24:43,774 --> 00:24:45,401 [new Ruthie] I just went in, 412 00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:47,611 took a little nap. 413 00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:49,446 I woke up three hours later and… 414 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:50,531 [sighs] 415 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,282 …I looked like this. 416 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:54,493 Oof! 417 00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:55,577 Uh. 418 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:56,954 Wow. How… 419 00:24:57,788 --> 00:24:58,956 How-How does it feel? 420 00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:02,167 Incredible, but also, like, super weird. 421 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:04,378 I don't know, it's hard to explain. 422 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,547 You just have to experience it for yourself. 423 00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:08,882 It's like magic. 424 00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:11,135 Wait, 425 00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:13,012 I gotta show you these. 426 00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:21,061 [sighs] 427 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:24,273 -Oh. You look hot! -[new Ruthie] Wait, look at this one. 428 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,692 Yeah, I am hot, I know. 429 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,902 -[Bella gasps] -Yeah, that's me. That's also me. 430 00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:30,487 [Bella] Oh, my God. I'm dead. 431 00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:33,157 Looks like you finally got that reboot you always talked about. 432 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,283 I know, 433 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:35,534 and just in time too. 434 00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:38,412 Like, fuck nose jobs and thread lifts. 435 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:39,788 This is how you start college. 436 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,749 Like, I get to go in there 437 00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:44,126 the best version of me. 438 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:49,006 And I don't know about Northwestern. Like, maybe I need to go somewhere else. 439 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:50,966 Somewhere beachier and, like, 440 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:53,635 sexier, like Miami. 441 00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:55,387 Or even, like, Hawaii? 442 00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:59,600 Yeah, but y-you want to be a journalist. That's why you're going there. 443 00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:01,060 Things are different now. 444 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:04,354 [chuckles] And I think I want to be a model. 445 00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:06,690 Wow. 446 00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:09,985 -Wow. [chuckles] -What do you think? [chuckles] 447 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,195 Um. 448 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:14,323 I… I am insanely jealous, 449 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:15,616 obviously. 450 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,285 I'm very excited for you. 451 00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:19,745 [chuckles] 452 00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:21,455 It's just, um, 453 00:26:22,456 --> 00:26:23,832 when you're off in Paris 454 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:26,126 running around on photo shoots and stuff, 455 00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:28,462 just don't forget about me, 456 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:29,880 -okay? -What are you talking about? 457 00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:33,425 -You're literally gonna be there with me. -[scoffs] 458 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,928 You think I would do this and not think about you? 459 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:38,013 How long have we been best friends? 460 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,139 Forever. 461 00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:40,474 -Duh. -Duh. 462 00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:47,356 [new Ruthie] When I was leaving, Conor stopped me. 463 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,191 You're one of the lucky ones. 464 00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:52,528 This experience isn't attainable or affordable for most, 465 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,864 but there is another way for people to at least get a dose. 466 00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:57,783 So if you knew of anyone, 467 00:26:58,867 --> 00:26:59,868 I can help. 468 00:27:10,087 --> 00:27:11,839 [new Ruthie] He said he can help people 469 00:27:11,922 --> 00:27:14,299 that can't get it the normal way. 470 00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:19,429 What do you think? 471 00:27:19,513 --> 00:27:20,722 Is it legal? 472 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,810 -"Is it legal?" -Okay, sorry. 473 00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:27,646 So what's your holdup? 474 00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:30,148 Just, did anyone say anything about side effects? 475 00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:31,692 Um, yeah. 476 00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:34,152 They did mention, like, a tidal wave of hot dick, 477 00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:35,612 and you'll probably get asked to prom, 478 00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:37,531 -like, way more times than you can count. -Ruthie. 479 00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:38,782 Be so for real. 480 00:27:38,866 --> 00:27:40,492 -What? -Is there anything crazy 481 00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:43,453 -that could happen, like… like dying? -No. No. 482 00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:45,914 No, they did not warn me that I might die. 483 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:47,583 Okay? 484 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,877 If you want, I can ask when I go get my booster. 485 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,045 And you have to get boosters for life? 486 00:27:52,129 --> 00:27:54,006 Like, what happens if I stop taking one? 487 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:57,593 What happens if my dad stops taking his Lipitor or his Lexapro? 488 00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,678 You want to talk about side effects. 489 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,513 This is what was best for me, 490 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:02,598 and… 491 00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:05,809 I think it could be what's best for you too. 492 00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:08,812 Call him.